Tilted World » Funnies http://tiltedworld.org A Malaysian LGBT Community Project Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:37:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 The effing show: Homo is where the heart is – http://tiltedworld.org/2012/04/04/the-effing-show-homo-is-where-the-heart-is/ http://tiltedworld.org/2012/04/04/the-effing-show-homo-is-where-the-heart-is/#comments Wed, 04 Apr 2012 15:37:39 +0000 ana_a http://tiltedworld.org/?p=1791 Background:
The effing show is one of three digital tv programs produced by Popfolio Sdn Bhd. Their charter is to engage with young Malaysians to help create a far more democratic media space. Rather than being reduced to mere consumers, we’d like to see young Malaysians create their own media experience. We do this by collaborating with creative producers to develop individual shows. PopTeeVee provides the resources to create and distribute this programming. This separation between platform and creativity will hopefully help create a more engaging media experience.

The episode:
Humorous opinion on the BN MP from Sekijang’s recent disertation claiming that 33% of Malaysian men are gay and wants to start rehabilitation centers for these men. Guess he thinks lesbians are ok, the perv!

]]> http://tiltedworld.org/2012/04/04/the-effing-show-homo-is-where-the-heart-is/feed/ 0 The Gay Lifestyle™ Exposed: A Manic Day With Yuki Choe! http://tiltedworld.org/2009/05/24/the-gay-lifestyle%e2%84%a2-exposed-a-manic-day-with-yuki-choe/ http://tiltedworld.org/2009/05/24/the-gay-lifestyle%e2%84%a2-exposed-a-manic-day-with-yuki-choe/#comments Sun, 24 May 2009 13:32:46 +0000 Yuki Choe http://tiltedworld.org/?p=1307 These are confidential records of the lives of Yuki Choe and her friends, and is the most striking evidence of what the absolutely dirt crazy gay lifestyle is all about. Names of the people involved in this revelation are kept confidential as the blogger risks being sued!

Yuki woke up very tired from a long night’s sleep. It was a Monday, and she has to get to work. Therefore, she went for a lustful teeth brushing and a sexy bath routine, which is part of her gay lifestyle since she was a child. She quickly chose her full clothes to wear to her office, fearing she will be late. (But what the heck, being fashionably late is the foolish lifestyle of a lot of Malaysians). She later got into her car, and has to face another part of the stupid Malaysian lifestyle, people driving like oxi-morons across the highway all around her.

On the way to the office, she thought back about last night. She remembered herself screaming, “More! One more!” Oh, that sensation! Those eleven men were all incredible, all of them handsome hunks. They kept on shooting it in she just could not resist as she held her own body tight. Those men were down with another half more to go. She will cherish that night because it does not come often. Manchester United were nil-two down, and ended up beating Tottenham five-two. That was real sexy football for her. Man Utd! She loves the Barclay’s Premier League lifestyle!

She pumped it hard at work the whole day, because the challenging lifestyle of all salespeople is always cold calling, appointments and trying to close the deal. She drank a lot of tea that day, and have to indulge herself in the dirty washroom lifestyle. She also ate at the mamak, a mostly fattening lifestyle of a lot of Malaysians. After a long tongue-licking day at work, before she left the office her straight friend R called. “Where are you?”. “At the office-lar”, she replied (Note: using “lar” at end of sentences is a Chinese Malaysian oriented lifestyle). “Come over (a pub) for a drink”, he invited. She playfully said yes with much delight.

Now drinking beer is the lifestyle of many that are staying in Damansara Uptown. Being a playground for a lot of well off people, she never turns down a chance to drink when people spend her alcohol. Besides alcohol consumption, hugging GRO girls is the proud lifestyle of many married straight men there. One of them came up to her and asked, “How is your lifestyle?” She decided she would leave her lazy lifestyle of sitting on pub chairs. She then stood up and tried to perform her bloody unhealthy lifestyle of dancing while moving away, because he was harassing her. As that guy went away, R asked “Are you gay?” She said “How can I be gay when I do not even like sex?”

After a few drinks, she went home. She climbed up to her room and turned on her lamp-light. She decided enough was enough, and she wanted to do something crazy that night. So after a quick shower, all wet, she quickly rubbed the sweet lotion all over her body. There she was, naked, ready to indulge in her despicable lifestyle. “Hey, everybody does it”, she thought. So she jumped into bed and quickly slept, the most relaxing lifestyle of all human beings in the world. Worst of all, with much utter disgust, it was only 10pm!

Yes, the gay lifestyle is so horrible and menacing!

 

Cross-posted from Yuki’s Box Of Chocolates.

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